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If space is not infinite, and is in fact phallus-shaped, a view from the outside in would reveal something rather similar to the Orion multispeed realistic vibrator. Twinkling glitter sparkles out in an astrologically themed reimagining of the penis.
While 'realistic' is used rather loosely in terms of colouration, in terms of shape it cannot be beat, with a smooth and well-defined head sat atop a shaft of stimulating skinfolds, broadening at the base for an end-of-insertion crescendo.
Slip it in and crank up the vibrations with a quick twist to feel those amazing sensations echoing throughout.
Boost glide with a healthy coating of water-based lubricant before use.